I'm a grinch.
I like pretty things.
I've had a subpar day.
Is a day of subpar golfing a good day golfing?
I wonder what a golf ball would look like if it was shot with a pellet gun?
I should ask Alan Sailer.
Who and why you ask?
Who, is a man.
Why is because.
Cake Sprinkles
H2O
Jello
Jello n Cream
Play Dough
That was a few of his shots from War on Christmas.
I have some things to add to my Xmas list.
Dear Santa,
After you are done running my grandma over with your reindeer, (Santa you know which grandmother I'm talking about) if you aren't don't shopping yet. I'd like to add an Air rifle, a high speed camera and a bunch of things to shoot. Now I know this sounds like a snuff film but I can assure you I'll be safe and responsible. Promise.
If you got a puppy for Christmas, Santa definitely effed up! But I'm loving my rifle, so if you did get said puppy, keep it.
ReplyDeleteDude, we just need a high speed camera and some timers. You've got the gun, I've got the ornaments and stuff to fill them with. This could be a wonderful day.
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