Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Downhill extreme: Rollerman!

1. This is awesome.
2. Nice to see someone still using their rollerblades.
3. What happens when you hit a pebble or one of those high cracks in sidewalk?
4. Poorman's Ironman?


Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Merry Holidays

I'm a grinch. 
I like pretty things.
I've had a subpar day.
Is a day of subpar golfing a good day golfing?
I wonder what a golf ball would look like if it was shot with a pellet gun?
I should ask Alan Sailer.
Who and why you ask?

Who, is a man.

Why is because.

Cake Sprinkles

H2O

Jello

Jello n Cream

Play Dough

That was a few of his shots from War on Christmas. 

I have some things to add to my Xmas list.

Dear Santa, 
After you are done running my grandma over with your reindeer, (Santa you know which grandmother I'm talking about) if you aren't don't shopping yet. I'd like to add an Air rifle, a high speed camera and a bunch of things to shoot. Now I know this sounds like a snuff film but I can assure you I'll be safe and responsible. Promise.

It isn't a plague spreading...

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Monday, December 19, 2011

Crushin'

So that's one of my fave photos that I came across from the OccupyMovements. It's from Austin Tx.

I'd join her, Justsayin'

Like a boss

There are so many people wearing this hat style and so few that actually look good in them. Pretty much what I'm trying to say is that if you can't put this style of hat on like this guy does, you probably look like a dbag. Same goes for you ladies.


My little cousin has mid skills

Back when I was just a little dinosaur we didn't have these games. Now it's all I do.


Floss? Everyday? I'll lie and say yes.

But my bleeding gums murphy rat me out every time.

Every time I have X-rays done at the dentist I make this face when the hygienist steps out of the room. 

Attractive I know but apparently it's also good luck because I've NEVER had a cavity!

Friday, December 9, 2011

On my bucket list.


Ok so I've gone skydiving twice, you know cause I wanna be like a Pterosaur you know one of these badass mofos...
And yes I would attack cities.


So with that being said, this is for sure on my bucket list. 



And I know someone will say how dangerous it is and how you could die.  Well I want to be a gosh darn Pterosaur, so unless you have something constructive to offer, shut it. K? Thx.

Meet my cousin


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I'm disgusted with myself

I have something to admit, an honest disgusting craving that is so unnatural and revolting. I have a serious craving for some of that super-processed, so disgusting that not even the United States government that just continued the rape of the waistlines of the American people by claiming pizza a veggie, could call a food of any category. Nacho Cheese... You know that nacho cheese that doesn't EVER expire. That nacho cheese that is neither a solid or a liquid no matter the temperature.

I drove past Del Taco on my way home and kept on driving, telling the entire time, no, No, NO, NOOOO you shall not do this to your body. So now as my mouth waters at the thought of those disgustingly perfect, covered in a material that is called cheese but no one really knows, Nachos...with jalapeño's to add some lie of nutrition. 


 I'm a filthy disgusting animal and am ashamed of my desires. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Shameless attempt to make some extra $$

Sneaker Heads Sneaker Heads come out, come out and play. Sizes 11.5 and 12 hooray!

If you don't know, Rif is a consignment store in Little Tokyo in Los Angeles. It's a great place for food and since this place opened something like 5 years ago, it's been a great spot for sneakers too. That being said check it out.


Because someone very special has some wonderful wonderful holiday gifts for the person that wears size 11.5 or 12, that's 45.5EU and 46EU in case you were wondering. 29.5 and 30 if you really had to know.

NIKE AIR FOAMPOSITE ONE (2007)
(black/black-varsity red)

NIKE DUNK LOW PRO SB PL AVENGER

(white/midnight navy-blue reef)


NIKE ZOOM LEBRON 3 LEBRON

(white/gold)


If the links don't work, it means that you missed out because they sold.

I need this in my house


Carsten Höller - Experience // Slide at The New Museum

Honestly. That's pretty wicked cool. You just know some pretentious art price will try to impress a girl by telling her about this modern piece and then Whoosh goes a person and she realizes that he's fully of doo doo.

PS guys if you take a girl to a museum go ahead and use the word Chiaroscuro, it has nothing to do with slides, it's a term used when discussing paintings. 


"Chiaroscuro (English pronunciation: /kiˌɑːrəˈskjʊər/Italian: [kjarosˈkuːro] "light-dark") in art is "an Italian term which literally means 'light-dark'. In paintings the description refers to clear tonal contrasts which are often used to suggest the volume and modelling of the subjects depicted"


Thanks Wikipedia, you clever bastard.

Who Lived in a Pineapple that I didn't see?

I'm a giant dinosaur officer, I swear I didn't see him under my huge dinosaur feet.